Funeral Expense Dilemma

     Obama goes on a State visit to Israel .  While he is on a tour of Jerusalem , he has a fatal heart attack.
     The undertaker tells the US  diplomats: "You can have him shipped  home for $1 million or you can  bury him here in the Holy Land  for $100."  
     The U.S. diplomats go into a huddle and come back to the  undertaker and tell him they still want Obama flown home.            
     The undertaker is puzzled and asks: "Why would you spend $1  million to get him home when it would be wonderful to be buried here in this religious country and you would only spend $100?"              
    One diplomat replied: "More than 2000 years ago a man died here,  was buried here, and just three days later he rose from the  dead.  We simply can't take  that risk."